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chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

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Thank you. 

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

plightofthevalkyries:


amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

ask-silver-star:

Oh this shit hit me harder than a bullet….


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

justxjanelliex3:

xomoriarty:

ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults

this made my day
memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.

memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.

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Anonymous said: How is ''female queerness constantly undermined and invalidated by men''

thetalkingguineapig:

”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you*  ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”